some experimental dialogues

[ silence ]

A- So, this is what you call uncomfortable silence?
B- Yes.
A- But it doesn’t apply to us?
B- No.

[ few minutes of silence ]

B-So, this is what you call uncomfortable silence?
A-Yes.
B-But it doesn’t apply to us?
A-Yes.









A- Can you come and sit next to me I’m scared.
B- I’m sorry I can’t. Why are you scared?
A- I’m just uncomfortable here. Somehow undefined. Please come and sit next to me.
B- I’m sorry, I told you I can’t.
A- Oh… Why is that, it would be slightly easier for me if you could sit next to me.
B- I’m sorry my position is already fixed and stable here. It wouldn’t be appropriate.
A- ehhh…all right than. I’ll try to get used to a new situation. Can you please be quite now so it will be easier for me to practice?
[silence]












A- The only thing, which I truly want to say is fuck off to all of you, it could be also
expressed as I fuck you all.
B- As an opposite, mentally and physically I would like to add, that your verbal expressions are highly inappropriate.
A- All right than. I shall compromise. As we’re stuck here, I want to make a peace. I shall bring the peace with my presence. Do I look accurate?
B- What do you mean do I look accurate? You look as usual. You need to put some effort to make this kind of impression of someone important, respectable, and wise. Things like that are noticed easily.
A- What do you suggest than?
B- I don’t know… Just practice for a moment.
A- Fine but you’ll have to stay quite. Do not disrupt me. I need to concentrate.
[ few minutes of silence]
B- Have you finished yet?
A- I asked you to not disrupt me. No I have to start all over again.
B- Sorry.
A- That’s it! Just be quiet!
[silence few minutes]
A- I finished. We can continue now.
[silence}
A- I said I finished.
[silence]
A- All right I understand your game. We can now just become completely silent. We don’t need to talk to each other at all. Don’t even start you won’t here the answer.
[silence longer]
B- I was only teasing you. You’re too bossy. Someone has to put you in line. It’s wrong to behave like you do.
[silence]
B- I said I was only easing you, are we done yet?
[silence]
B-ohhhh… (sights, irritation) Now you start all over again. Fine. I don’t care. You can talk, don’t talk, talk to the walls, do whatever you want.
[silence]
A- So this is what you call uncomfortable silence?
B- Yes.
A- But it doesn’t apply to us?
B- No.
[silence]
B-So this is what you call uncomfortable silence?
A-Yes.
B-But it doesn’t apply to us?
A-Yes.